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**Slickvik** · 21-11-11, 12:22

Wats this wah malarkey???

**BreathingOutOnTheWayUp** · 21-11-11, 12:31

Originally Posted by Slickvik

Wats this wah malarkey???

Ask himself - He'll know

**SJRM_RN** · 21-11-11, 12:40

Originally Posted by Slickvik

Iv tried the 192 thing but unfortunately he 'has' quite a common name :-/

Oh no, it's not Smudge at it again is it, or Sharky or Knocker?

**yamyamdabber** · 21-11-11, 12:47

Originally Posted by SJRM_RN

Oh no, it's not Smudge at it again is it, or Sharky or Knocker?

Smudge Smith off of 45?? I bumped into him the other week! Said he had some lass lined up for weekenders before he went back to his missus. What a conincidence!

**2_deck_dash** · 21-11-11, 12:49

Jesus, surely this has to be a shite wind up?

If it's not a wind up then why are we still humouring this poor girl?

Bloke walts it as a booty to get his fingers sticky in some tart. Tart has doey eyed dreams of living out her days in a 3 bed semi married patch. Bloke pops smoke and tells her he's going on ops, hoping she'll back off. Bird tries to console herself with elaborate story about why he doesn't want to be with her.

End of. Move along, nothing more to see here.

**Slickvik** · 21-11-11, 12:54

ur a harsh bunch today rnt ya! Jeez I only asked a bitta advice. Surely if I was THAT stupid, doey eyed or desperate id b hanging on his every word, not going behind his back asking questions to try catching him out.

**SticksRM** · 21-11-11, 13:38

I just joined today because this thread got me interested.
Ask Romeo and post his answers here:
When did you join?
What was your troop at CTC?
What is your service number?
What unit are you in/where are you currently serving?

He has got much wrong already and it seems as though there may well be a lot of truth in the jovial answers above. A wife on the patch and he is serving single unaccompanied at the moment and going home for leave... sounds top of the pops to me. You have to be quite blunt and ask him. A lot of good advice so far from the members already, I'd ask or kick him to the kerb and move on if I were you.

**2DuffDits** · 21-11-11, 13:42

Thats it then bin him, and meet me for a consolation shag and we can both go commando.
45 will just be the score. Unless I stop all night.

**Montigny-La-Palisse** · 21-11-11, 17:08

It's this bloke isn't it?

**Slickvik** · 21-11-11, 17:35

Nopes MLP, never seen tht hawtie b4 in my life

Thanks sticks, he'll ring later so i'll do a quickfire of questions n bombard him with queries lol
he was talking about deployment earlier, said he'd get a few days off b4 he goes (I had thot u got longer...) he also mentioned wat base they fly out of (I cnt remember... Say it and i'll c if it rings any bells) and he said they fly on a Hercules...

Yay or nay??