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Originally Posted by Delrick

Not really ......
But I was on the Provost Staff for a few months and had to take an AWOL prisoner to Colchester once (he'd been off for two years - interesting story ..). He was a mate, and when he was getting processed he went ballistic, screaming that he 'wasn't going to share a cell with a "raving pongo brown-hatter".
Turned out he was standing beside a Lifeguard who had produced a few pairs of black seamed stockings (note : stockings, seamed, black) from his kit bag. Turned out that the LG's put the stockings over their kinky boots at night to preserve the shine, allegedly, so they say.

Anyhoo, my legs are so short I'd have to turn the things down at the thig-end ('thig' is not a typo. I remember it from one of those porn .books produced by the Chinese laundry staff on the Albion. Full quote if requested and permitted). AND you couldn't get them in my size. Allegedly (my ex told me that, honest). You can now. So I've been told.

Stip, stip, she crid (an excerpt from the same book I think?) Go over to Diamond lils section most things get through over there