• 'Down South' by Chris Parry

      “.. impossible .. the Navy do not know the word ..”
      General Carton de Wiart VC, Norway, 1940

      1n 1982 Rear Admiral Chris Parry was the Observer of Humphrey, HMS Antrim’s Wessex helicopter. In that capacity he became the only Fleet Air Arm Observer to incapacitate an enemy submarine since 1945, and he helped first insert and then rescue the SAS from a misguided attempt to enter South Georgia via the Fortuna Glacier, and experienced many other helicopter operations well beyond the safety parameters of normal peacetime practice. Every night he wrote, for himself, a detailed account of his and his ship’s activities and his thoughts regarding them; for, as a graduate historian, he recognised that all other accounts would be informed by hindsight and rationalisation; his would be unvarnished actuality. He demonstrates this at the end where, the war over, he has to correct the ship’s Report of Proceedings where some matters have been incorrectly recorded and some remembered ‘with advantages’ as Shakespeare says.

      In 2009 while sorting out for a house move the author rediscovered in a forgotten trunk this loose-leaf diary of the Falklands War, which is now presented to the general reader. We are assured that it is unedited except for the deletion of some items that would cause distress. Given the tart nature of some of his immediate (and apparently justifiable) comments on such targets as John Nott (I never have understood why he was knighted, that seemed to me to be on a par with Caligula making his horse a consul), Admiral Woodward, HMS Endurance and her captain, Cindy Buxton and her father, and unsurprisingly the BBC World Service, one can only regret losing what has been excised.

      Endurance,
      whose captain was junior to Antrim’s, particularly got up Parry’s nose when her Wasps turned up late and uninvited at ’his’ Santa Fe and, superfluously, fired expensive AS12s at her when she was already quite satisfactorily crippled, for which Endurance’s Flight commander received a DSC (see Captain Nick Barker’s book ‘Beyond Endurance’ (Pen & Sword Books 2001) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beyond-Endurance-Whitehall-Atlantic-Conflict/dp/0850528798/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1329751960&sr=1-1 ). Barker should of course be credited with warning Downing Street about Argentine intentions months before the invasion, for which he was punished by being denied further promotion.

      Visiting QE2, Parry had a nasty encounter with two Guards officers (identified only as Rupert 1 and Rupert 2) who demonstrated exactly that wooden-topped mixture of stupidity, ignorance and arrogance which appears to me to have been the cause so many of their men being killed and maimed at Bluff Cove (for more on this see Lt Col Ewen Southby-Tailyour’s book ‘Reasons in Writing’ (Pen & Sword Books, 2003) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Reasons-Writing-Commandos-View-Falklands/dp/1844150143/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1329751994&sr=1-1

      In its editorial approach to the conflict the BBC indeed gave little acknowledgment that it is owned by and is funded by a compulsory levy on the British people, nor that this war represented freedom and democracy pitted against a cruel dictatorship. However one cannot help surmising that the information it had in advance of the Goose Green attack and other matters must have been fed to it by a MoD Civil Servant.
      Parry’s comments on the sinking of the Sheffield give pause for thought. If the reported scuttlebutt is true one wonders how Captain Salt achieved further promotion - but then, he was a submariner.

      Antrim's Padre comes in for the occasional gentle sideswipe as he takes some time to realise which way is up. He meets his Waterloo when he tries to confiscate Parry’s beloved Wardroom uckers board so as to give it to the Argentine PoWs in another ship.

      RN helicopter aircrew are antisubmarine warfare specialists and understand their quarry. Submariners per contra need know little of the air and this deficit surfaced in Woodward’s initial estimation of the air threat he would face. Parry’s attempts to correct this were not appreciated. Woodward (who seemed to Parry to show that he only took advice from people he liked and knew - a key defect in a Commander) preferred his ill-informed RAF staff officer’s erroneous input. Parry permits himself a wintry smile when Woodward is publicly told by CINCFLEET, three days later, to revise his assumptions. Fieldhouse (another submariner) himself rubs Parry the wrong way on their only occasion of meeting, the day before Antrim berths on her return, by clearly not knowing what a Fleet Air Arm Observer is or does.

      Another theme is the secrecy with which operations are planned, leaving the man at the pointy end who has to carry them out lacking a full intelligence picture.

      As a General List officer Parry entered very fully into the life of his ship, which is well delineated with a wealth of ‘domestic’ detail, including several entertaining dits and examples of matelot humour. When the Royal Navy goes to war it does not leave its sense of humour on the dockside. What also shines through is the Fleet Air Arm’s can-do tradition, often an extension of the absolute, age-old determination of the Royal Navy never to leave Percy Pongo in the lurch. This, incidentally, is what informs Nick Richardson’s book ‘No Escape Zone’ (Little, Brown 2000) about his escapades as a Sea Harrier pilot over and in Bosnia in 1993 (
      http://www.amazon.co.uk/No-Escape-Zone-Story-Journey/dp/0751531022/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1329754309&sr=1-1 ).

      I came to ‘Down South’ from a background of service in the mid-sixties in a DLG (London) (in which I was one of the Flight Deck Officers and therefore somewhat in touch with Wessex operations) and a Leander-class frigate. I found this book compelling and highly informative - not only a primer on the role and tasks of an Observer, but as a refresher on how much our ships and weapons systems had moved on in that time - how much more so after twice that interval nowadays. As to the ship and her weapons, Parry includes a descriptive appendix which includes detail on the ship’s organisation. My only cavil with that is some apparently optimistic figures for the performance of her guns. Where he touched on anything I knew something about, his judgments were sound, which has inclined me to trust the remainder. His reservations regarding some individuals are balanced by warm appreciation of others, particularly the ratings of his ship’s flight, but also some of the other ship’s captains like Captain Christopher Craig of HMS Alacrity (see http://www.amazon.co.uk/Call-Fire-Combat-Falklands-Gulf/dp/0719554535 ). Parry is quick to notice and calumniate (but forebears to name) toadies.

      The only judgment I truly find fault with is some of his condemnation of their Lordships regarding anti-air missilery. Of course Seaslug and Seacat were old kit but Seacat was optimised on exactly the sort of attack the A4s were carrying out and (Parry in 1982 wasn’t to know this) as it was, as far back as 1969 it was planned to retrofit Seawolf for Seacat in the Leander and Tribal classes. As to Seaslug, it was indeed designed against the high level bomber, but it was conceived in the 50s. It was our failure to develop the technology to cast cordite for a tandem boost missile (like its USN contemporaries Terrier and Tartar) that lumbered us with the County Class’ extraordinary magazine arrangements whereby the naval constructors had to start with the rigid box of the Seaslug magazine and design the rest of the ship around it. It is culpable that we remained locked to Hawker Siddely’s Seadart when we were already negotiating to buy Exocet off the French (and were yet to start building the Type 42s); in 1971 I told the Director of ASWE that we were wasting our time defending against down-the-funnel shots and that sea-skimmers were where the business was - Styx, already a Soviet export, had sunk the Israeli Eilat in 1967. The real problem in 1982 was the radar invisibility of aircraft over land, something only solvable with a Doppler radar. As it was Seaslug might have notched up the odd kill out in the open sea earlier on, but (as Parry points out) pusillanimous RoE restrictions imposed by Whitehall prevented its use.

      Eventually Parry comes to terms with Woodward, recognising his strategic ability if resenting his rather wooden touch, and with his Captain. That moment comes after a rather cagey discussion that follows Parry trying to torpedo a strange submarine which successfully swam off submerged at 28 knots.

      In case you wonder why we need yet another book on the Falklands, the justification for this one is its immediacy. That said, if you send several thousand people off to a war, they have several thousand deeply individual experiences. So, for instance, there is little here about the land battle, but few books cover so well the recovery of South Georgia. Antrim was then bombed fairly early in the proceedings in Falkland Sound and had first of all to be patched up, and was then used to return to the area of South Georgia to protect its supply route.

      I was puzzled by a reference to a major being kept awake by ‘squeaking’ from the sonar. The sound a 177 makes was once described to me as ‘like banging a wet sockful of sh!t around in a dustbin’. And I wonder when Deck Hockey became ‘Shinty’?

      The sinkings of Coventry, Atlantic Conveyor and Belgrano are treated at length, the first too not without censure, the last with entire and carefully explained approbation. Sometimes one can feel the Fog of War closing in.

      Given that the text was compiled by someone who was very busy and must have often been dog-tired, its literacy is a credit to Portsmouth Grammar School and Oxford University and one must therefore excuse the odd slip. Perhaps the regular diary writing was cathartic. Parry is an erudite and pithy master of the apposite quotation, and his (unsurprisingly) strong sense of history illuminates the work throughout; the narrative sets a rattling pace. One is grateful to his old shipmates and others for contributing so many original, apposite and often amusing photographs. Besides the account of each day’s events, his real-time analysis of them is and will be highly valuable.

      With the war over and Antrim heading home, there was time to look back and include a half-dozen ‘lessons learned’ each day. Detail apart, the main one is that the Royal Navy must always practice and be prepared for all-out total war and not let any fudges creep in, let alone any corner-cutting like the use of artificial fibres in action dress, a dishonourable derogation of responsibility on the part of some fool apparatchik in the MoD with horrifying consequences. Si vis pacem para bellum.
      Straight from the horse’s mouth as it were, this book is an absolutely vital reference for any future historian of the Falklands conflict. It is a treasure trove of operational, tactical and technical detail, particularly for those who have traded the wardroom armchair for one that doesn’t slide about any more. ‘Down South’ will appeal to all who are wearing or have worn a blue suit - there’s a fair amount of roughers that can hardly escape mention - and I feel sure the story will interest most who have worn khaki or whatever the current pretty pattern of combats is. My only gripe, and a minor one, is that I wish the publishers had stumped up for an index.
      But just remember this is not an entertaining novel - it is the narrative of a ship and her people with their lives on the line.

      Five Anchors. I would give a sixth if that were allowed.

      Seaweed

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      Comments 16 Comments
      1. Naval_Gazer's Avatar
        Naval_Gazer -
        Thank you Seaweed. I was undecided whether this book might be a bit too 'airey-fairy' for me but you have convinced me it is well worth buying.
      1. Britannicus's Avatar
        Britannicus -
        Seaweed - this is an excellent review and I agree with you about this book. Its pace and writing style are so good that I stayed up and read it in one go. It is a first class account of the Falklands War (one of the best that I have seen) and a cracking read , both in general terms and in detail. I reckon that all politicians should be told to read it if they are to make decisions about the RN and maritime matters. The immediacy and edge of the text brings the conflict to life and - like you - I found that it was full of absolute gems about the war and about life at sea in the early 80s. The anecdotes are very funny and I thought that the characters of the personalities are very well described. The description of one day in San Carlos Water is the best I have seen in print.

        I think that the book deserves to become a classic, like the Spitfire book, First Light, by Geoffrey Welham. What I found interesting is that the content is not just about Fleet Air Arm matters, but takes a much broader, analytical view about other dimensions of the conflict. Some of the judgements will encourage historians to take a fresh look at some of the more familiar incidents.

        Your very judicious and comprehensive review needs wider circulation - you should put it (minus some technical detail) on the Amazon website, so that the compelling message from this book - and the picture it gives of the RN at war - receives the widest attention from the pubic - and the establishment, those making decisions about the future of the RN. Well done to you for a great review.
      1. Britannicus's Avatar
        Britannicus -
        Quote Originally Posted by Naval_Gazer View Post
        Thank you Seaweed. I was undecided whether this book might be a bit too 'airey-fairy' for me but you have convinced me it is well worth buying.
        Naval gazer - hope that you enjoy this book. It's worth every penny - a classic!
      1. Britannicus's Avatar
        Britannicus -
        Seaweed - i think that Antrim had a 184 sonar, not a 177, so 'squeaking' was probably right.
      1. janner's Avatar
        janner -
        Thanks Seaweed, an excellent and informative review.

        Could Britannicus be Chris Parry I ask myself?
      1. Britannicus's Avatar
        Britannicus -
        Quote Originally Posted by janner View Post
        Thanks Seaweed, an excellent and informative review.

        Could Britannicus be Chris Parry I ask myself?
        Hi Janner - no I am someone else, although I have served with Chris Parry.

        As it happens, I am not that keen on Wafoos myself!

        I notice that the Britannicus posts were made before 0700; you would not expect a Wafoo to be awake at that time, would you?

        I think that Chris Parry is a member, but I do not know what his handle is. Maybe, he will come up.
      1. janner's Avatar
        janner -
        Brit, I can only offer my apologies, I should have noticed the timings, I have no excuse that would cover any offence that I have caused......
      1. Passed-over_Loggie's Avatar
        Passed-over_Loggie -
        Indeed, BZ on the review.

        One point in the narrative, though;

        It is culpable that we remained locked to Hawker Siddely’s Seadart when we were already negotiating to buy Exocet off the French
        Does "defence in depth" ring any bells?
      1. Seaweed's Avatar
        Seaweed -
        I have posted on Amazon as requested, less the line about the sonar. There went a lesson in trying to be a smartarse and thinking I knew something when I didn't.
      1. Britannicus's Avatar
        Britannicus -
        Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
        I have posted on Amazon as requested, less the line about the sonar. There went a lesson in trying to be a smartarse and thinking I knew something when I didn't.
        Well done Seaweed - your excellent review looks good on the Amazon site and I hope that a lot of people will learn from it.
      1. Asst_Ed's Avatar
        Asst_Ed -
        And a reviewette from the March edition of Navy News - I'm with Seaweed. An excellent book. I'm a big fan of Adm P - he was always interesting to interview for he not only gave good soundbites but backed them up with some excellent analysis.

        “I am starting this diary because I suspect we might be embarking on an unusual deployment.”
        Thus did Lt Chris Parry make his first entry on April 1 1982 as he and his HMS Antrim shipmates pondered the prospect of sailing to the South Atlantic.
        In recording his feelings – published 30 years later as Down South: A Falklands War Diary (Penguin, £20 ISBN 978-06709-21454) – the author was immediately breaking regulations. Personal diaries might fall into enemy hands... “What a load of cobblers!” Parry fumed.
        In 1982, Parry (pictured right) was the observer of Antrim’s Wessex helicopter – known as Humphrey. He would go on to eventually command HMS Fearless and the UK’s amphibious task group, eventually retiring just a few years ago as a rear admiral.
        In his later career (and outside the RN too), the author became well-known for being ‘forthright with his opinions’.
        Rewind 30 years...
        On April 2 he was rudely awakened at 5.15am by the captain’s secretary who wanted to know if he spoke Spanish.
        “Have they invaded the Falklands, then?”
        The secretary stonewalled.
        “Don’t be a tosser, Jeremy! Have they invaded or not?”
        They – the Argentinians – had, and Parry was in no doubt about what to do: kick them out, although most aboard the destroyer were convinced that there would be lots of “huff and puff politically” resulting ultimately in the islands being handed over to Buenos Aires.
        There was indeed plenty of political bluster, but Antrim found herself in the first action of the campaign to oust the invader, beginning with South Georgia.
        ‘Humphrey’ found the Argentine submarine Santa Fe on the surface off the remote island and – after some debate deciding whether the boat was or wasn’t HMS Conqueror (it wasn’t...) – the Wessex closed in for the kill.
        “What a moment! Every observer’s dream to have a real live submarine caught in the trap with two depth charges ready to go!”
        The charges lifted the boat out of the water, before she began careering wildly.
        “I was momentarily disappointed that the submarine was not sinking, but at the same time worried about what it must have been like for those inside.”
        The Santa Fe was crippled. Further damage was inflicted by Wasps firing rockets and she limped back to King Edward Point, where she was abandoned. By the day’s end the entire garrison on South Georgia had surrendered – prompting Mrs T’s famous “rejoice, rejoice” remarks outside No.10.
        The news was relayed to Antrim as the ship’s company dined.
        “It was a dazzling moment, to be part of history, if only for a few hours.”
        He lamented the lacklustre orders of the day and “wooden signals” from senior commanders urging the men on which failed to live up to the spirit of Nelson. The exhortations were, he decided, “tosh”: Use Henry V for heaven’s sake...
        At times Parry found the experience of war exhilarating. “It is edgy stuff but I would not want to be anywhere else right now. I have to admit to an intense thrill. This is serious man’s business and it feels great.”
        At others – notably when Antrim was in the middle of ‘bomb alley’ during the landings at San Carlos – he “felt vulnerable and isolated – it all became very immediate and personal.” One of his shipmates, holed up in the tiller flat – an emergency steering compartment deep in the bowels of the ship’s stern – threw a wobbly, so was given a companion to keep him sane.
        His ship was fortunate – she was hit by a bomb which failed to detonate.
        Welcome to the Unexploded Bomb Club, the Aldis lamp on HMS Glasgow flashed.
        Thank you, but I did not apply to join, Antrim flashed back.
        Antrim survived – no thanks to the BBC, whose World Service helpfully broadcast why so many Argentine bombs failed to detonate. “You have to wonder whose side the BBC is on,” Parry fumed in his diary. “Surely someone at the BBC has to recognise that this is not a game.”
        Mind you, some Army officers – “typical Ruperts,” Parry observed – evidently thought it was a bit of a game too. “We are not going to be fighting,” a couple of archetypal hooray Henrys told the naval aviator (they also made the mistake of thinking he was a corporal...).
        Parry exploded: “Listen you fucking idiots, while you’ve been drinking and sunning your way down here, better people than you have been fighting and dying for over a month.”
        Despite being the last truly British conflict, and one which would have been lost without a Navy, accounts from Senior Service participants still remain rather thin on the ground.
        So Chris Parry’s very detailed account plugs an important gap – and its contemporaneity adds to its authenticity. His education and background as an historian – he quotes Shakespeare, Marcus Aurelius, John Dryden, William Blake – make the author a particularly good observer, with at least one eye on posterity.
        He used the long passage home to chew over lessons – most of which remain relevant 30 years later: the need for fixed-wing carriers, the need for something to counter sea-skimming missiles, the need for overseas bases, better media handling, the potency of hunter-killer nuclear submarines (“They frighten the fuzzies”), the need for a British sense of humour.
        Above all, the Falklands was a salutary lesson from history: too often armies are geared up for the wrong war – the French, for example, lost in 1940 because they expected a repeat of the Great War...
        Having spent a generation facing the Soviet bear, Britain was thrust into an unexpected conflict. “We were prepared for war,” one Army staff officer told the author, “but not this bloody war.”
        Still, Britain triumphed and the Falklands were liberated from the junta’s yoke. “There are no silver and bronze medals in war,” Parry observed. “It’s the gold medal or nothing. You can’t share that podium – Nelson stands alone on his column.”
        With the war won, Chris Parry and his shipmates contemplated the future of the islands they had helped free.
        “The general mood was that the Args would continue to snipe at us even after we have captured Stanley, so some sort of force will have to stay down here for a few years.”
        Three decades on, ‘some sort of force’ remains and the diplomatic rumbling over the Falklands persists.
      1. scouse's Avatar
        scouse -
        The Rocket!!!! Which holed the Santa Fe, are an AS12 launched from Hms Plymouth Wasp and AS12s launched from Hms Endurance Wasp. Hitting the Fin, punching straight through before exploding.
      1. Waspie's Avatar
        Waspie -
        Quote Originally Posted by scouse View Post
        The Rocket!!!! Which holed the Santa Fe, are an AS12 launched from Hms Plymouth Wasp and AS12s launched from Hms Endurance Wasp. Hitting the Fin, punching straight through before exploding.
        Leading Aircrewman Harper now Lt Cdr Harper can claim that hit Scouse.
      1. scouse's Avatar
        scouse -
        Quote Originally Posted by Waspie View Post
        Leading Aircrewman Harper now Lt Cdr Harper can claim that hit Scouse.
        L/T Bridges and L/T Cowans, the original HWIs on AS12 and SS11 warfare on 829 sqdn would be proud of that.... July Judy Judy was the original fire call from the T10K name comes from Cowans dog LOL
      1. Waspie's Avatar
        Waspie -
        Quote Originally Posted by scouse View Post
        L/T Bridges and L/T Cowans, the original HWIs on AS12 and SS11 warfare on 829 sqdn would be proud of that.... July Judy Judy was the original fire call from the T10K name comes from Cowans dog LOL
        Unlike my boss Scouse. When I released the T10K control, instead of calling 'Bruiser Loose' he screamed 'Fuck Me' to range control. Newbie!!! What could I expect!!!! (HWI deliberately told me to select the Stbd missile.)