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Discuss Should have legged it! in Blue Jokes on Navy Net; Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said ‘It`s my husband quick try the back door!’’ Thinking back I should have really legged it, but you ...
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    Senior Member Topstop's Avatar
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    Should have legged it!

    Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

    She said ‘It`s my husband quick try the back door!’’

    Thinking back I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day!

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    Thats a coincidence, I was shagging a bird on her kitchen table and we heard the door open. She said"Its my husband, quick out the window""Out the fuckin window I screams, we're on the 13th floor!!" She said "This is no time to be superstitious"
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    Which Reminds me, while sleeping peacefully with my wife, she woke up in fright and shouted "quick it my husband" and i freaked and tryed for the window....someones in the wrong
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    Did I just hear someone shoutin' TOTS UP?

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