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    Sophos Antivirus

    Don't know if anyone uses it at work but if you do, and you're still getting the issue of the update Shh\Update-B false variable then I've written a script to fix it on any 32 or 64 bit Windows machines (servers included)

    Give me a shout if you want it. Been tested and works without a reboot.

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    I've just looked that up, its Greek for " Sleep with your mums sister and you'll get a dose"
    Sent from my trimphone using one finger and shouting

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    My mum doesn't have a sister. Does that mean I'm safe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by noshmon View Post
    My mum doesn't have a sister. Does that mean I'm safe?
    Perhaps the Mancunian slut is applying for the position.
    He tried to groom Sgt Pepper but got rejected.
    Who said regs were all bone?


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    Just completed writing a fix for the boolean numbers variable, and the heuristic values which sorts out the DNS problem on SQL and TCP/IP quadrant-matrix servers running 10 megaflop SCSI/DDR/USB/Firewire HDD's mounted in RAID arrays. Finally blocked the wifes access to every on-line bingo site on the planet.
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    Wouldn't it jsut be easier to smack her fingers with a lump hammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyNoMates View Post
    Just completed writing a fix for the boolean numbers variable, and the heuristic values which sorts out the DNS problem on SQL and TCP/IP quadrant-matrix servers running 10 megaflop SCSI/DDR/USB/Firewire HDD's mounted in RAID arrays. Finally blocked the wifes access to every on-line bingo site on the planet.
    I of course could not possibly comment.
    Yep, I ain't got a fuckin clue what your on about so I could not possibly comment.
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    Thats why the organisation employs I.T. geeks!
    Smother me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumrat View Post
    I of course could not possibly comment.
    Yep, I ain't got a fuckin clue what your on about so I could not possibly comment.
    Basically a list of IT words. Didn't mean much to me and I support DNS, SQL, TCP/IP and RAID arrays

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    Thats why the organisation employs I.T. geeks!
    Yup... That's what they're paying me for at the moment

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    [QUOTE=noshmon;1100920] I support DNS, SQL, TCP/IP and RAID arrays

    I'm a United fan myself, but don't tell anyone on RR as there's some right nasty suspect types on here.
    And ninjas, don't forget the ninjas.


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