Serious question. Who carries a makeshift weapon in their motor? I do. Just incase I get into a road rage feud and it gets vioelnt, I wanna be tooled if you get me.

I used to carry a hammer in my glove box but it was obvious what it was for if I got pulled. Now I carry a baseball bat with nails through it and a baseball just so that if I'm pulled I can say I'm going for a game of baseball. I remember when this old bloke was trying to reverse out of this space on asda car park and couldn't see because he was old and useless, he nearly hit my car so I got out and smashed his windows with the bat.

What weapon do you have in your car? And have you ever used it?
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Tryin' to keep my troop sold up

I actually carry a M40A1 (just about a M40A1- I modified the magazine for capacity from an existing custom R700) with a spot-welded red dot on the irons and the barrel cut down by 7 inches. The barrel's been grooved for sport as per the 'bullpup' [sic] style of the shorter R700 to off-set the stability/accuracy of cutting the barrel for making it compact. My mate (who's also a Ninja by trade) will frequently rise out of the sun roof with it when we go hunting in Codger country

Seriously;- I do but I use my brain nothing that cannot be explained away as a bona fide item. I'm a strong believer in the old saying "Sooner judged by twelve than carried by six;- anytime!" First time I've ever bitten to a Nails poat.
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happily married to lesley . both retired love to travel, wine, like malta[hey jack remember you last commish] It never did me any harm,all the better for it. and this was all fields when i were a lad! fcuk em all bar one and bollocks to him. p.s. no medals. Just got the hang of the caps key; well not bad for a 70 year old O.D. Teddy Boy.Rock N Roll will never die, so there!

I hide an NLAW under the boot floor - I feel it necessary, that if someone has taken issue with my driving, I merely send them an 84mm pointy headed explosive messenger of death to put my point across.
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"It was natural enough: the young cornet or ensign in the Army, when he joined his regiment for the first time, entered a world of rigid formality and discipline, but here was this lad just out of his 'teens with a little floating kingdom all of his own, sent to fight slavers and pirates, chase smugglers, and shepherd pilgrims - and not a senior to turn to for advice, but only his own sense of judgement. Young Ballantyne couldn't follow orders, because hadn't any beyond a roving commission; his crew were all older than he was, but he must live with 'em and mess with 'em, share their hardships and dangers as one of 'em, and make them like and trust him because he was what he was, so that when he said 'Go!' they'd obey, even unto death..."

I just lift up my soup stained polo shirt. The sight of my MOOBS scares the buggers off.
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I have an SA80 a 7.62 bren and a rocket launcher (TWAT)
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I have a Bic Biro which, if I remove the pen part, doubles up as a pea-shooter. I also have a pad so that I can rip bits off and munch into ammunition for said pea-shooter.

(but don't tell the law!)
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Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day,

teach a man to fish and he'll sit round on a boat all day drinking beer.

I got the wife
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Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up

i have a sea dart , 4.5 and TLAM

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You can't go wrong with a GPMG. Cheap and effective; ideal for those who do not do things by half measures.
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Come back Creddly, all is forgiven.

I always find an armed TLAM strapped to the roof helps
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Sh1t shot, pumping slop.

it could also be used some kind of speed booster?

You been in my boot again ain't ya?
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Joined before the "Dead sea" had reported sick.
Roll on the Rodney, Repulse or Renown,
This two funnelled bastard,
Is getting me down.

I never thought of that
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Sh1t shot, pumping slop.

of course we all play baseball with a bat with nails through it. the filth will never suspect otherwise.
(I used to carry a hammer in my glove box but it was obvious what it was for if I got pulled. Now I carry a baseball bat with nails through it and a baseball just so that if I'm pulled I can say I'm going for a game of baseball.)
what a dickhead.
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