To be fair Sgt, having met Jimbo for a pint, I can confirm there is no need for a wardrobe change(You got it spot on). He however, did refuse my offer to purchase him a glass of pims, so he still has a bit to go.

...would she also get caught noshing off the Killick Chef in the Wardroom Pantry during a Cocktail Party?!
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"Don't make me write your name on my shit list!"
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is 'BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...'
"I don't have ADD, it's just... Hey look! A squirrel!"

You need to wait for the Volvo, Black Lab and Horsey Wife. They take a while to come through the stores system.
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Chief, how do I range up/down again?????

LL? or CF+F45 - All a PWO needs.

The 50-50-90 rule: Any time there is a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability it will turn out wrong.

Hang on a minute, when we had the pint you looked a bit like this ....




Whilst I was cutting a dash a bit like this (negat the gopping tie!) ...



So, I don't think that you are in any position to be handing out fashion advice old fruit!
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Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day,

teach a man to fish and he'll sit round on a boat all day drinking beer.

Did you enjoy the solo glide Jim.
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Political correctness
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end

Didn't get to go solo, but had a brills week, I'm going to drop in on the club at Yeovil sometime soon to get fully signed off. What a fantastic sport that is!

I'll be putting a few more pics in the gliding thread later
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Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day,

teach a man to fish and he'll sit round on a boat all day drinking beer.

,,,but tonight I'm dressed like this Jimbo.

Steady on there fella, you'll give me a prolapse!
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Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day,

teach a man to fish and he'll sit round on a boat all day drinking beer.

Its only to stop me pissing the seat because my carer forgot to buy my nappies.

Roger that
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Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day,

teach a man to fish and he'll sit round on a boat all day drinking beer.

Anyway, what are you leaning towards fleet boats or bombers?

Stix'll have to go bombers, from green to queen
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Sh1t shot, pumping slop.

Undecided mate, will wait and see what happens once I have transferred and am into ILOC(M)
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Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day,

teach a man to fish and he'll sit round on a boat all day drinking beer.

old fruit!

What the.....?

Seems to me that our Styx has been given an advance copy of the latest edition of the fabled "Wardroom Phrase Book (S/M)".




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